"When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, 'Holy hell, that's Chuck Norris!'
And then she slept with him.
At that point she was the third woman he had slept with."
For reasons that are mostly opaque from here, the boys from the Gaffers fantasy football group in London have gotten a little obsessed with the cult of Chuck Norris in the last week or so.
If that last sentence didn't make any sense to you, don't worry, just enjoy this little ditty we picked up here a couple years ago, courtesy of the great WFMU radio station blog. It's only a matter of time before you're rolling on the floor with tears of laughter. I promise.
LISTEN.
Photo: View from the dog run (1).
Monday, July 2, 2007
WHY CHUCK NORRIS IS #1
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
The CN comments are a hoot. - Mom
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